OK, a partial week in review.
Wednesday: After checking to make sure that my back unemployment benefits had been posted at the bank I decided to do some shopping for some things I really needed. Like food. Well not so much food but the other things one gets at the supermarket that in many ways are as important to everyday life as bread, milk and Froot Loops. These include things like toilet paper. I was down to my last roll and was not looking forward to buying a roll of the bargain brand. Quite frankly things were beginning to happen back
there that I was not happy about. But the premium brands like Charmin are expensive and one tends to cut back on things that only get flushed down the toilet anyway. While I'm usually a fan of house brands, Pathmark brand TP may not have been the wisest choice. BRUCE TIP: If your trying to save money try saving it somewhere else. Your ass will thank you for it.
Thursday: Man does not live by toilet paper alone. Somehow the thrill of being able to buy a four pack of Charmin was not enough for me. I needed more. So, still feeling empowered by my new found wealth, I decided to withdraw a hundred bucks and drive down to Atlantic City. Now you may think it's foolish for a guy who is out of work and trying to save money by buying cheap toilet paper to go gambling. Well, your right. But I did it anyway. And I'm glad. You see I have a system. I never gamble more than $100 of my own money. Loosing one hundred dollars is the boundary of my comfort level. I take this one hundred dollars and put it in a separate pocket away from my wallet and my other cash. Usually I play the dollar machines because if you win the payoffs are better. You could bet the max,three to five bucks, and hit a jackpot and win five hundred dollars. If you bet the max on a quarter machine the most you might win in one shot is fifty or sixty dollars. But the problem with playing the dollar slots is that you can blow your wad too fast. And if you set a one hundred dollar limit you could loose it in less than fifteen minutes. Today I felt like staying longer than fifteen minutes so I sat down at one of the quarter slots and shoved a twenty into the slot. I pushed the "BET MAX" button and won seventy five dollars. I cashed out and moved to another machine. I watched as another twenty was sucked into the slit. After three bet max "pulls" I won again. Another sixty dollars. I cashed out and moved to another machine. I lost another twenty but on my third twenty dollar bill I won another ten dollars. I decided to call it quits. I cashed out, went to the window and handed the lady three tickets for a total of $141.00. It cost me sixty dollars to make one hundred and forty. Not bad. The trick here is having the will power to walk away ahead of the game. That's the "secret" of my system. I beat the casino this time. I'm sure they will get it back at some time in the future. But for now I'm a winner.
Friday: I needed to get out and get some exercise. So I threw the Nikon over my shoulder and ventured into Manhattan. I was going to walk up the Museum of Natural History on Central Park West but I got only as far as the zoo. As zoos go the one in Central Park is not one of the great ones. All the real animals are in the Bronx (pun intended). But the CPZ does have a couple of nice exhibits considering it's right in the middle of the worlds most expensive real estate. There is a great penguin exhibit and a couple of playful polar bears that you can get really close to. There are monkeys cavorting on their own island and of course the ever present seals swimming aimlessly round and round to the delight of squealing children and their nannys. And if the cold January chill has got you depressed, visit the indoor climate controlled tropical rain forest. Colorful birds fly overhead and fruitbats hang from the ceiling as pirannah swim by in a tank all of their own. Not a bad way to spend eight bucks and a hour.
After the zoo I walked down to Bryant park where the Fall fashion season was opening in a giant tent. I knew I would not be able to get in without credentials but you never know what you'll find. The best celeb photo op I could manage was that of a quick snap of Marly Maitl

in as she emerged from the tent. The pro photogs were all shouting at her too look their way. What's the matter with these jerks. Don't they know she's deaf?
Saturday: Too cold to walk around. Went out to buy paper and milk. I came back and continued my "work", cataloging over one thousand photos I've kept on CD's but have never sorted ou

t. I'm going to find a decent website to display and possibly sell some of them.
Photos:
Top...Monkeys at CP zoo.
Center right... Paparazzi shouting at Marly.
Left.... Marly and and some dude. BTW, She is prettier in person and very tiny. All photos (c) 2007 by me, Bruce Cooper. Address all inquiries to ...thebeecee@hotmail.com